The Bard's Tale

avernath @ 2008-05-12T19:45:00

2008-05-13T00:45:45Z

new journal is ImpartialTed
it's a 4rooms quote.

last one before i make a new journal for will and red charlie comes to town...

2008-05-02T10:33:51Z

"don't act so suprised, bitch. you knew i was a snake."
- the old indian in natural born killers

avernath @ 2008-04-30T14:40:00

2008-04-30T19:43:00Z

I had a glorious idea.
my myspace is now dedicated to a random planeshopping barfly from the Hive district of Sigil, city of doors named Red Charlie. He owes a lot of people money. He is a member of the Anarchs faction. He is a 4th level rogue/ 4th level fighter.

more fun to come.

(for those of you interested(and not in the know...) Ignus, the Burning Man from the Smoldering Corpse is a level 7 wizard. I made him level 8 on purpose.)

Memoirs of a Xaoxatek, live from the Smoldering Corpse Bar; Sigil, Outlands

2008-04-30T16:27:30Z

So yeah, new job = really, really nice.
haven't done too awful much today.
i have a lot of keys.
i have a lot of responsibility...
which really...uh...when i get a new responsibility i have a tendency to just like rebel against it...which is why i have such horrible luck with ladies or with jobs and shit. i think that maybe i should work on that. i think that maybe it's part of being an adult.

avernath @ 2008-04-29T17:00:00

2008-04-29T22:05:21Z

So yeah, made some changes for the better in my life starting sundown sunday.
i should have help this time...real...organized...clinical help...so yeah...let's not die in a gutter now that i'm reasonably on my feet and making good money. there's a reason that very few "punk rock" people know who g.g. allin is...and it's not that he wasn't tallented. it's that he was a drunk/junkie.

i'm still sore as fuck from playing in that tree. i'm danny glover old.(should prolly stop smoking too but one thing at a time, yo?)

my insides are water.
have been for the past 2 days.

tony wants to get together and learn the wallace songs.
oh fuck.
i have to remember them now.
goddamnit...

it'll be odd doing them not drunk at first i suppose.
then maybe it'll be better?

avernath @ 2008-04-27T23:11:00

2008-04-28T04:12:23Z

Sometimes I forget things like this, right?

"will you are crazy and some people don't know how to deal with you. you scare people and don't want to. you're a really sweet guy...but seriously dude...calm down- you don't have to be 100% all the time. and don't drink so damn much...it makes you stpuid."

from vertigo steve if any of you care...

2008-04-25T07:41:49Z

"
I have been contacted by one Nathan Blaesing. This guy has bought Dr. Java and wants to "reinvent" it. So, he's looking for unique artists including local folk musicians and was wanting consultation on it. I figure you and your crew fall into that category.

Either go by there and ask for Nathan or email him and tell him "Steve Centanni sent you" and BE NICE! The door is open, so rush it.
"

avernath @ 2008-04-25T00:31:00

2008-04-25T05:34:26Z

so yeah, tonight has been a mini-gauntlet of all things that suck here. i had thought that it would be easy on the way out. tonight they took all the things that suck here, right? and they sent me to do them all. i am very sad about that...but i am very much enjoyin' how raw this last year of work has made me and the fact:
that they're all like
"do this..."
and
i'm all like
"suck my dick. it's done. forget about it..."

however...

BLUE warrior needs sleep badly.

avernath @ 2008-04-24T22:24:00

2008-04-25T03:25:08Z

fuck.

i got the farts.

avernath @ 2008-04-24T15:20:00

2008-04-24T20:27:50Z

oh wow. in the year i've worked here, this was prolly the worst night ever.

guess they're gonna get their blood outta me before i move areas...

to quote a famous:
"knee or ankle fixin' to go out on you? tell em 'fuck you...i have motrin'" - dlr

that parts from this morning:

this from this evenin'.

ugh. calls woke me up. not that bad tho. i still have like half an hour or so before i can go to work so i guess i'm'a hang out or something. last night shift ever.

tomorrow = clean up day then band pratice if cleo's free. i make interesting decisions.

i gave tew my phone number. i dunno why. i haven't talked to him in years in person. i miss him. i guess that's why.

apparently my brand of "evil" is "charming" i tend to think i'm neither.

apparently i'm the only person who uses shock value in music...even tho i don't use shock value in my music or really anything in my music other than like "hey i'm a dude...i'm'a sing a song for you then give you a hug and tell you that everything's ok."

avernath @ 2008-04-23T20:17:00

2008-04-24T01:19:49Z

talking to that cbend girl was a serendipitus treat.
she reminds me a lot of cleo.
just simply happy to be alive.

talking to becky was every bit as embodiment of chaos as i expected.
she reminds me of joy's mom, dee.
wow.

so zak is supposed to call me or something.

show up at 3:30 cause i think i'm'a have a pic-a-nic beforehand...there will be booze. it will be mine and g.j. and cleos. if you think you have to ask...no you can't have any.

avernath @ 2008-04-23T14:35:00

2008-04-23T19:35:46Z

Promotion go!
yay
will gonna get payed, niggas.
fuckin' get payed.

show saturday.
come.
it'll be great.

avernath @ 2008-04-23T02:51:00

2008-04-23T07:59:36Z

62,580 lbs.
28,445.5 kg.
i moved that tonight at work.
that's 31.3 tons for those of you who don't know standerd measurements.
that's 28.9 long tons for those of you who don't know metric.
i get up tomorrow evening and do it again.
repeat.
repeat.
repeat.
repeat.
sunrise.
sunset.
sunrise.
sunset.
sunrise.
sunset.

shit is wak, yo.
shit is wak.

avernath @ 2008-04-22T22:46:00

2008-04-23T03:47:50Z

also, gj and cleo.

your story of the fake blood that scares you like the real thing...

it reminds me of a few years ago when i got accused of a hate crime cause some girl named Jessica threw a burning baby doll with a swastika on it at me and i threw it outside...and it randomly landed near one of my old neighbors...who just HAPPENED to be a polish jewish girl.

yeah.
life's funny ain't it.

avernath @ 2008-04-22T21:05:00

2008-04-23T02:06:32Z

So yeah.
that.
show.
uh. putting mp3's up on myspace.

cleo and i made them as HORRIBLE as possible and there's like a long one of gavin and candice and gj just arguing or something and gavin' pushin' a point about how the devil claims his shit before it leaves his body.

i don't remember.

there's birds chirpin' in the backgrounds lulz.

from gotmead.com

2008-04-20T20:01:41Z

10 lbs clover honey
10 lbs wildflower honey
5+ gallons cider
6 tablets Campden/Metabisulphate
Ale YeastMethods/steps
Mix everything except the yeast.
Let sit in loosely covered fermenter for 24 hours. Add yeast.
Rack to secondary when fermentation slows. Rack to keg when still.
Force carbonate if desired.
Condition for as long as you can stand it.
Drink liberally.
Fall over.

Comments:

These days I am not adding the Campden tablets. That step is optional.

now all i'm sayin' is that campden is option...get drunk is not.

avernath @ 2008-04-20T13:45:00

2008-04-20T18:50:43Z

Man, I am a warrior.
I have proved this today beyond a shaddow of doubt.

chemical burn = THE FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!

oh well. tyler had one. i guess i have to have one too.
tyler, he's good.

I really thought better of vertigo steve, man.
like...he's been askin' me for like 2 months to help him find folk acts...and not tellin' me what...and then makin' posts on mobile sucks about wanting them and until just now no one answered...and yeah...like...he said he'd show up at this show cause there's like 4 of those acts playin'..

that nigga ain't showin' up.

avernath @ 2008-04-20T05:49:00

2008-04-20T10:49:50Z

vs

yeah...again

altho...now that i am thinking about it...a new die hard movie where john mcclane CAUSES 9/11 would be awesome too.

like in stopping the terrorists from destroying ALL of new york he destroys the world trade center towers accidently...

avernath @ 2008-04-19T14:45:00

2008-04-19T19:46:45Z

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon_snow

no fuckin' shit...i'm serious. wikipedia said so.

avernath @ 2008-04-19T13:27:00

2008-04-19T18:27:51Z

oh yeah!
I got this earlier on mobsucks from FRAGGLE ROCKER

From: FRAGGLE ROCKER
To: machineguntoo
Posted: 18 Apr 2008 08:28 pm
Subject: ***** (there was a name here. i deleted it)
FRAGGLE ROCKER. Code names, like on GI Joe.

I bout peed. i'm sorry dude.

avernath @ 2008-04-19T10:34:00

2008-04-19T15:37:14Z

Rudy liked the idea...why not- I'll post it:

Ok, I wanna make another die hard movie.
take john mc clane

make him stop 9/11.

I want this movie to have NO references to the fact that it IS a movie. I want it to be a lot like die hard 2 in that it involves planes...

I dunno. maybe holly's on one plane...and like he's on the other one... who cares...yeah...that...that's what I want...

avernath @ 2008-04-19T05:50:00

2008-04-19T10:59:00Z

man, i went to bed at seven pm last night. it was fairly epic. i think it takes the average person eight minutes to go to sleep? i think it's eight.

and yeah...i slept til four am today. i dunno why i'm still sore and tired. might be that i did the work of 3 men yesterday...and yeah, my post from yesterday is still valid. it was a easy day...as far as my days go.

come on promotion. hurry up and do.

i dunno how i feel about the fact that a lot of people have to do things on the day i chose for a show. i'm feelin' to around the tune of 40 people there? if that then i'll be happy. i miss the days of epic casa shows. like 120 people...drunk as fuck not remembering what they saw twenty minutes later. not knowing what i know now about crowds...and generally hanging out with tony and matt and the way a LOT of shit used to be before the world got so bogged down with work and relationships and adulthood. i miss bein' a kid. more over i miss bein' able to ACT like a id and no one think that i'm strange. 25 year old men who wear have man jobs can't just swing on swings for no reasons. AND WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I???

meggan really doesn't seem to care for cbend. that could be a lot of fun.
i like when people argue.
i like it even more when i'm not involved in the arguing and can just watch.
i wish spaghetti was still a kitten. she just wants to be grumpy these days. and never wants to cuddle. just watch.
and just wanting to watch is creepy. oh well.

apparently i'm creepy too.

but not the way joy was "creepy."

avernath @ 2008-04-18T14:38:00

2008-04-18T19:39:33Z

So yeah...
uh...
blah.
I kinda feel like i let rudy down cause i couldn't let him in my house while i was at work.
yeah, josh...if you liked that answering machine...you'll love the one i'm planning next.
me playing "spiderwebs" by no doubt.
lulz.
whatever.

avernath @ 2008-04-18T09:48:00

2008-04-18T14:50:23Z

Today is shapin' up to be a pretty good day so far, all things considering.

I haven't had to yell at no one latley. MY boss isn't here.
free lunch.
maybe leave 30 minutes early...
yay.

i unno if you even read this anymore cleo, but we need to pratice before we play this show this saturday.
i've got like new songs and shit that you've never even heard or whatever.

bad craziness

2008-04-18T10:49:39Z

...just keeps on a'commin'
2 calls from bitches last night tellin' me i was a bad boyfriend years and years ago.
they don't even know each other.
lulz.
they don't even live in the same state.
i feel like a monster reincarnation of rob gordon who doesn't smoke american spirits because one of said girlfriends once said that it makes my breath smell like hot tuna. i'm guessin' the item..not the band. they're not cool enough to know the band even existed.
yeah..rob gordon.
once again.
lulz.

anyways.
so i turned my phone off and missed a LOT of phone calls.
one from russ. i'm sorry russel.
one from tony. i'm sorry tony.
two from rudy. i'm really sorry rudy. i hope you find somewhere to stay. i love ya.

man, i've realized here these days that i've been tryin' to be nicer to a lot of people...and i'm really enjoying it even if sometimes i don't know what to say and say something really fucking stupid.
now, granted that these people have to do something to deserve me being nice to them...but yeah- bein' nice and saying friendly things like "sir" or "dear" or "yes sir.." or "no ma'am" and smiling is really kinda a nice thing.

then again it could be that i've been playing a LOT of shows, working a LOT...averaging 3 hours of sleep because of this and getting school shit together in a dash to get in for the summer.

after this show in langan park on next saturday...the next show should be May 15th 4pm or so on the Jake and Yahweh show in tuscaloosa alabama (and you know what they got? THEY GOT RIBS, WHITE BREAD, AND ICE COLD BEER!!!!! yeah...that tuscaloosa alabama)

uh...apparently "danger! best friends forever" sounds too much like the band "best friends forever" so i'm thinkin' about "this machine's got a story to tell" or "the sodafountian kids"